My addictions

I need help with my addictions. They are taking precious time away from things I need/should be doing. I just want to throw my television away but I paid more than $1000 for it. Remember "The Simpsons" episode where the TV died and all the kids in Springfield finally went outside to play and were healthy? That's what the world needs to do. Everybody in the world should get rid of all their TVs. The only bad thing about that is a lot of people would be losing their jobs.

My addictions:
- writing lists
- French fries and Coke/Pepsi
- "researching" constantly on the Web
- checking my e-mail every thirty minutes
- checking my Facebook and MySpace every thirty minutes
- reading "How to" books on writing or careers
- job searching without targeting my resume/cover letter
- make-up that I hope will miraculously change my looks
- AZN TV (fan site for lovers of Asian movies, dramas, etc.)
- PBS shows that distracts my kids for hours so I can cook and clean
- Bollywood gossip, even though most of my favorite stars are retired now
- window shopping, because I don't have enough money to actually buy anything
- celebrity gossip - boy I wish I had $100,000 to spend, though I wouldn't spend it on a birthday party like Tom and Katie. And man I can't believe Brad and Angelina are already having another baby. I want nannies who could follow me around and help me out with my kids too.